Guys! It’s National Bad Poetry Day! This day is very special to me, because when it comes to bad poetry, no one writes like me!

I think in honor of the day, I’m going to need to compose a new, original bad poem. In case you didn’t know, pretty much all my poems are exclusively about animals, most often cats, but sometimes others, depending on how I feel. You know, feelings are very important in poetry.

A Trusted Companion

Of all of the animals the cat is the best

I know this because a cat told me

She said cats are better than all the rest

And you know cats are honest—mostly

Except when they want you to feed them

or offer a fancier spot to barf

And except when you’ve already fed them

but they hopes you believe they are starved

But a cat can be trusted—mostly

They generally do tell the truth

They don’t lie to spare your feelings

They don’t care if you think they’re aloof

Does this make them the best animal?

I don’t really know if they are

But my cat is convinced she’s the greatest

And I’m not going to call her a liar

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